LIMITED EDITION: CHORES

Ever want to get a group together to clean people's windows so you create an online post called "Wanna Go Streaking???" thinking it will attract neat freaks but instead it attracts nude freaks and when you explain the miscommunication they look devastated like their drooping junk was a beautiful gift to share with the world and you wish you had something to give them to lift their bare-ass naked spirits? Introducing Streak Free Sunnies.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

They use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Their frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as they know).