Goodr CG Hera's Awkward Family Reunion
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to find out at the end of the night he died, which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion, where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck, girl.
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1 NO SLIP
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2 NO BOUNCE
Their frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, they guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.