FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

They use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Their frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet